Posted by
Moonbat Exterminator on Monday, October 12, 2009 4:35:25 PM
Some time ago, I watched a documentary that dealt with what was called "the dirtiest joke in history". Several well known comedians were interviewed. Each presented his or her version of the joke. There are three elements to the joke, the set up, the ad lib, and the punch line. What's most intriguing is that the ad lib comprises most of the joke and it's limited only by the creativity and stamina of the teller.
THE SET UP
A talent manager walks into a booking agent's office and tells him "Have I got an act for you!" The agent says "Tell me what they do."
The manager says "It's a family act.......
THE AD LIB
At this point comes the description of the act which is comprised of family members, their pets, and livestock performing any and every perverted, sick, disgusting sex act, elimination, and degradation imaginable. It's completely off the cuff. Some versions are short and direct, others are long and intricate, but the bottom line is that it's a baseless display of debauchery.
THE PUNCH LINE
The booking agent says "That's quite an act. What do they call themselves?" The manager replies "THE ARISTOCRATS"
A perfect description of libs.