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Big Slick Barry

Here we are over two months after the blowout in the Gulf and there's no end in sight. BP's inability to cap the well is testament to the engineering challenges involved in deep water drilling and the folly of proscribing drilling in shallower waters. The Feds response to the cleanup challenge can only be categorized as a colossal cluster fock. All foreign offers of help in cleaning up were summarily, albeit politely refused. There was no waiver of the Jones Act which would have permitted foreign flagged ships from assisting. This was a clear move to protect Barry's loyal supporters in the maritime unions. Those ships that were allowed to participate were delayed until the Coast Guard inspected them for proper life preservers. Gov Jihndal of LA begged for permission to dredge up sand berms to protect the wetlands of his state, but the Coast Guard and Army Corps of Engineers refused to sign off until their little pizzing contest was resolved.It makes one cringe when the realization that this is the same group that wants to "improve" our health care sinks in. The bumbling inefficiency and ineptitude of the bureaucracy pales in comparison to what we see from the political component of the gubmint. The problem there stems from the fact that the blowout is an engineering challenge and the cleanup is primarily a logistical project. Politicians have little if any expertise in either. Their forte is political answers, which are less than useless in this situation. They see more gain in perpetuating the problem than in solving it. As long as the crisis persisits, it can be used to mute opposition to the Team Obama agenda. The first thing they want to use the blowout as cover for is a permanent ban on all offshore drilling, restricting domestic oil production. Second, the Dems will use this to shove through their bait and switch climate bill, a certain job crusher which even if more effective than any proponent can imagine will not lower CO2 by any statistically significant amount. The third goal is to blow billions of dollars on subsidies for enormously expensive and grotesquely ineficient alternate energy sources. If Team Obama pulls off this political trifecta, look forward to economic decline in the form of a double dip recession, increasing dependence on foreign sources of energy, and no change in greenhouse gas levels, all of this so the Dems can massage their outsized egos.
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The Sound of One Hand Clapping

The reflexive invocation of negotiation as the solution whenever conflict arises is a pathology of the left. There are certainly circumstances in which negotiation can be a valuable tool, but just like a skillful carpenter knows which blade to use in his circular saw, a competent President knows which diplomatic tool to employ. Unfortunately, leftists like Obama think that negotiating is the Swiss Army Knife of diplomacy. While our ditherer in chief spanks the diplomatic monkey, Iran continues unabated toward the development of nukes. Iran has singlemindedly committed itself to this purpose and uses negotiation as a tactic to provide cover to facilitate that pursuit. Maybe we should "rent" a Trident missle sub to Israel for a couple of days. They's provide AhmaGiantDickhead and the mullahs the Armageddon they fervently desire
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The Eco Utopia

The eco-nuts have a plan for us and boy, does it suck. The tree huggers and data manipulators have been screaming that if we don't stop global warming/climate change immediately all kinds of catastrophes will befall us. The cure they prescribe is to reduce CO2 emissions to levels last seen eight or nine centuries ago. Back then, the North American continent was uninhabited, save for small tribes of natives. European society of that time is the model the eco-nuts want to copy today. That society was feudal in nature. Feudal societies were highly stratified with three primary levels, royalty, aristocracy, and peasant. Royalty was occupied by kings and queens and succession was determined by heredity or warfare.The king owned the land and everything else in the kingdom. Kingdoms were subdivided into estates or fiefs, which were granted to barons by the king. In reuturn for the fief, the baron swore an oath of fealty to the king. The baron, or lord provided the king with a share of what his land provided, aka taxes and soldiers to fight the kingdom's enemies. The lord held primary political authority in his fief. The clergy made up something of a shadow government in which some bishops and cardinals held as much power as the aristocracy. The above groups made up about ten percent of the population. The other ninety percent were the peasants or serfs. Serfs were the grunt workers, farmers, and craftsmen. They owned nothing, and in fact many were the chattel of the lord on whose land they lived. Almost everything done then was manual labor, they worked six days a week and vacations were unknown. It was a hard subsistence living with a short life expectancy.
The eco-nuts and libtard Dems want to copy this social structure. They see themselves as royalty, aristocracy, or clergy. Like those classes in medieval times they believe they have a devine right to rule. They see the working classes as serfs, unworthy of participation in society's decisions or reaping the rewards of their labor and only on earth to provide for their own extravagant lifestyles.
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Do It Now

To paraphrase, legislate in haste, repent at leisure. Whether it was the porkpalooza Stimulus, the medical system takeover, cash for clunkers, or the bait & switch climate bill, all had two things in common. First, each was a thousand plus pages of deliberate obfuscation that could only be deciphered by cunning lingusts with law degrees. The second was that each was rushed to a vote before it could be given even a cursory analysis. The reason is clear. The Dem leadership knows full well that if the American people knew what the effect of these boondoggles was, there would be hell to pay. Fortunately, for the first time, people are engaged in researching this stuff and the results are chilling. The most dangerous aspect of these bills is what's not in them. Each bill contains little specific information about how its mandates are to be accomplished. Rather, bureaucratic entities responsible for making the hard (read unpopular and unconstitutional) decisions are created and empowered. By doing this, Congresscritters gain the political holy grail of plausible deniability, meaning that when constituents are ready to string them up by the balls for Draconian regulation they can say "I didn't vote for THAT".
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The Money Fairy

. UHC supporters aim to provide coverage to millions (12-47 depending on estimate). Using average premium levels of $500/month for single coverage neither bare bones or "Cadillac" this will cost $480 billion to just under $1.5 trillion per year. Where will that come from, the Money Fairy?
2. The pre-existing condition card is way overplayed. Under HIPPA, if you change jobs or coverage for any reason, all you have to do is provied your new carrier a certificate of creditable coverage from the old one to include those conditions. Adding coverage for pre-existing conditions for first time buyers could be done, but it adds to the cost. Where will that come from, the Money Fairy?
3. UHC proponents want to eliminate benefit caps, creating unlimited contingent liability for insurers. Once again, it's a case of follow the money. In Michigan, auto insurance companies must provide unlimited medical coverage for anyone injured in a traffic accident. The additional liability is paid for by an assesment on every auto policy sold in the state. Currently, that assesment is $142 per year per car. Eliminating benefit caps increases the risk pool, and the only source for that money is premiums. There is no Money Fairy.
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Ingredients of Liberalism

Rationalization. This is how libs justify the meddling that they  do. They believe themselves to be altruistic, but their real motivation is born of an almost obsessive need for self-affirmation.

Ignorance. Libs are too busy trying to buck up rheir self-esteem to learn how things work in the real world. The danger in this is that it results in a luundry list of  superficial "solutions" which fail to address the root causes of the problems they purport to solve. Such solutions produce many unintended consequences causing great harm and the problem continues. Would you have a surgeon who never studied anatomy operate on you? Why trust a lib?
 
Arrogance. Libs are the self-proclaimed new aristocracy. As legends in their own minds, they percieve themselves as the modern incarnation of the illuminati. As such, they believe themselves to be infallible and that the common folk, aka peons are incapable of understanding what their needs are and how best to fulfill them. They also feel entitled to live the lifestyles of the rich and famous on the public dime while requiring the rest of us to live like medieval serfs.
 
Intolerance. This originates in arrogance. Although libs will swear up and down that they believe in compassion, diversity, and tolerance, nothing could be further from the truth. The only ideas or opinions they are tolerant of are their own. Anyone who expresses contrary views can expect to be shouted down, ridiculed, demonized, and marginalized. Those contrary views are then branded "hate speech", but the intesnity of the vituperation piled onto not only the opinions but those who express them transcends irrational hatred. How many conservatives have been accused of  being racist, bigot, homophobic, xenophobic, etc without substantiation for merely being conservatives?
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Like the TSA? You'll Love The Public Option

The so-called public option has been the Dems Holy Grail of health care for years. To justify it they break out the old class envy arguement of "the profit motive of the evil insurance companies". There are a number of flaws in that proposition. The first is the deception that insurance companies make millions of dollars in profit by denying claims. The dishonesty in this is that it cites absolute numbers but ignores relative figures. The relative figure that's important is that health insurance company profits average just over three percent of revenues. For example a company with $100 million in revenues will show a profit of  $3 million+/-, hardly a rapacious amount. The second is that there are non-profit insurance companies, the best known being Blue Cross, which in many states is the largest carrier. Fianlly, the idea that a government bureaucracy will be more committed to customer service than a private entity is ludicrous on its face. We've seen this in action not that long ago. After 9/11, there was a great hue and cry to federalize airport screeners,charging that the existing private contractors "only paid minimum wage" which implied incompetence. The cure prescribed, mostly by outfits backed by SEIU etc was to make the sccreeners Federal Employees, of course with no explanation of just how it would improve things. The result of this furror was the TSA. As someone who has flown before and after the start of the TSA, I don't feel one damn bit safer flying today then I did previously. I don't have to worry about being strip searched though. I'm not an 84 year old grandmother.
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Critical Principles

1. Markets are cyclical in nature, What goes up comes down and what comes down goes up. This has applied not only to the housing market, the oil market, the dot com boom, and don't forget Enron.
2.Decoupling risk from reward is dangerous. The primary reason mortgage brokers were so willing to sign people who they knew were not credit worthy up for liar loans was that they knew that the paper would be sold to someone else before the ink dried. Historically, the same institution that issued a mortgage held it until maturity. Nowdays, it's not uncommon for the mortgage to be sold multiple times and once the paper is sold, it's not my problem.
3. Govt meddling produces far reaching unintended consequences. Fannie and Freddie  backed a large number of questionsble loans with the full faith and credit of the US Gubmint. This made investors believe that the underlying instruments were safe from default. At the insistence of community orginizations like ACORN, banks were pressured into making risky loans. In order to aviod discrimination charges, banks made risky loans to people outside the target areas.
4. Changing the rules in the middle of the game can have disasterous effects. This is actually the pin that pricked the housing bubble. The SEC had allowed lending institutions to use a discounted cash flow method to value the mortgage backed securities on their balance sheets. The SEC changed the rules for asset valuation to a mark-to-market method which required any institution that held such securities to value them using the underlying asset value. The nature of these securities made it impossible from a practical standpoint to place a value on them. When banks were faced with the evaporation of a large chunk of assets, they had to scramble to meet reserve requirements and without adequate assets no bank can lend money. This became a cascading phenomenon which froze credit around the world.

The ultimate underlying principle is EXPECTING A SOLUTION TO ECONOMIC PROBLEMS FROM A POLITICIAN IS LIKE EXPECTING YOUR CAT TO BARK.

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The Aristocrats

Some time ago, I watched a documentary that dealt with what was called "the dirtiest joke in history". Several well known comedians were interviewed. Each presented his or her version of the joke. There are three elements to the joke, the set up, the ad lib, and the punch line. What's most intriguing is that the ad lib comprises most of the joke and it's limited only by the creativity and stamina of the teller.
 
  THE SET UP
A talent manager walks into a booking agent's office and tells him "Have I got an act for you!" The agent says "Tell me what they do."
The manager says "It's a family act.......
 
THE AD LIB
At this point comes the description of the act which is comprised of family members, their pets, and livestock performing any and every perverted, sick, disgusting sex act, elimination, and degradation imaginable. It's completely off the cuff. Some versions are short and direct, others are long and intricate, but the bottom line is that it's a baseless display of debauchery.
 
THE PUNCH LINE
The booking agent says "That's quite an act. What do they call themselves?" The manager replies  "THE ARISTOCRATS"
 
A perfect description of libs.
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Liberal Rage

Anger may well be one of the seven, but I think that it is merely the means of expressing other sins, particularly greed, hatred, and envy which constitute much of the philosophical underpinnings of lberalism. Not to say that they have a monopoly on them by any means. Libs tend to be small hearted creatures who see that some other people are not as successful as others. This gives rise to not only a pathological desire to deprive others of the fruits of their labor(envy), but that desire is insatiable(greed). In otder to convince themselves of moral superiority, they must denigrate sucessful individuals(hatred) whose only "crime" was to use the talent they were given to satisfy the needs and wants of their fellow citizens. That makes for a liberal trifecta.
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Obama Impersonates Howard Cosell

 
Those of us who remember the early days of Monday Night Football recognize the name. For those who don't, Cosell was arrogant, bombastic, and highly opinionated. He was very knowledgable about sports, but a real jerk. The most succinct evaluation of Cosell I ever heard was that he was educated beyond his intellect. That certainly fits Obama to a T. Whatever the level of Obama's intellect, what he lacks is wisdom, which is the ability to apply that intellect to real world situations.
This not only applies to Obama, but his inner circle of advisors(aka czars) is made of academicians who have never worked a day in the industries they regulate
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Obama Plays Pogo

Walt Kelly's comic strip character was best known for saying  "We have met the enemy and he is us". Today, we have a president who thinks that his own country is the fount of evil in the world. First he goes to Europe on his America Sucks tour on which he tours Euro capitols groveling before groups of jealous, America despising elitist weenies begging their forebearance. Not only this, but he demonstrated a knowlwdge of diplomatic protocol that matches what my cats know about calculus. Yesterday, he spoke to the UN Gen Assembly. That speech had three primary themes. The first was that his predecessors in the White House (GWB in particular) were guilty of heinous atrocities against humanity. The second was that he was different. He claims to be an enlightened egalitarian who understands that the priorities of the world community trump those of any single nation(particularly his own and ours). He claimed that he would never apologize for acting in the interest of the US but turned around and subrogated that interest to the UN. The third theme was his plan to dismantle capitalism. The central parts of the plan involve damaging our economy by arbitrarily raising energy costs to the point where working people cannot afford to drive autos or heat their homes and total nuclear disarmament even if it has to be unilateral. The response to this tripe was utterly predictable. Lybian thug M Gaddafi proclaimed Obama to be a "Son" who he hpoed would rule for decades.
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Brave New World

If you are looking for the Obama long-term plan for society, read Huxley's Brave New World. In the story, society is organized into five levels, alpha thriugh epsilon each with more limited intellect and less freedom. In short, the alphas are the elites who spend most of their time partying and congratulating each other on how brilliant they are, all under the influence of the drug Soma. Epsilons are the base class whose members do basically all the grunt work. What's really insidious is thet all reproduction is done using in vitro fertilization and artificial wombs. The classes are differentiated at this stage by exposure to increasing doses of radiation to produce the different classes. Watching Barry & Michelle with 100K date nights, shopping trips to Paris, and closing down 3 square blocks of downtown DC for an emergency trip to the farmers' market because the First Lady was out of certified organic Tuscan kale only cements their legends as self-absorbed narcissists who would be out of their depth in a puddle of dog pee.
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